Jesus Christ likes to admire his creation and in his 1,000 year reign (future), the rules will change. The lion will lie down peaceably with the lamb. Mankind’s sin nature will be tamed, but not eliminated, and so the rules will be tougher. Death penalty violations will be decided by motive, more than by action. Since the 1,000 year reign is like the Garden of Eden over all planet earth, nudity will be everywhere in Christ’s reign. However, sin will still be present in those who survived the 7-year tribulation and made it into the millennium, though sin will not be as prominent as it is today. Motive will be the determining factor in deciding who goes to hell in the millennium.
Though I feel nudity will be cool, for the most part, in the future 1,000 year reign of Christ; I do believe that in our present pre-tribulation sin-cursed earth, it is generally wise to keep nudes private between family members and close friends. Or to just use them professionally, like posing for Playboy. This is because evil people would use the nudes against good-hearted people like me and my men. You see, in the millennium such evil people won’t be a problem, cuz they won’t be around. Christ will execute such people in his millennial reign, and so nudity is safer in the millennium. We have a serious lust/rape problem on earth and this is why, for now, it’s better to wear clothes in public.
However, Jesus is losing lots of followers who think he’s a cock blocker. This really steams him up. So I’m trying to help him in this matter, which is another reason I have posed for Playboy. On the other hand, he does want the message to get out that selfish sex that lies, cheats, is jealous, rapes and hurts innocents, is a very serious crime and deserves the death penalty.
You can tell all about a person by how they are in the bedroom. It’s hard to hide an evil heart during sex. It comes out. On the other hand, a good-hearted person reveals their greatness and depth of feeling in bed. Because sex and love are such excellent expressions of greatness and vastness in a person, and because there will be a lot of goodness in the millennial reign, nudity will be cool, for the most part, in Christ’s 1,000-year reign.
Here is what Brent Spiner had to say about Hugh Hefner’s death: https://gabriellechana.blog/2017/10/16/loree-mcbride-in-a-jealous-rage-murders-hugh-hefner-for-giving-gail-all-of-his-money-and-properties-in-his-will-gail-honors-hughs-dying-wish-for-her-to-be-playmate-of-the-century/
Jesus Christ encouraged me to pose for playboy: https://gabriellechana.blog/2018/12/24/jesus-christ-encouraged-gail-to-pose-for-playboy/
A Conversation with Jesus about Hugh Hefner on Sept. 29, 2017 (taken from Bible for Tribulation Saints):
[8:48:30 PM] Brent Spiner: Oh! A bird just landed on my computer monitor.
[8:48:57 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, Jesus is here!
[8:49:05 PM] Brent Spiner: Hello Jesus!
[8:49:34 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Man, you guys are working way too hard. What did I tell you about stress, Brent? You’ll make yourself sick.
[8:49:36 PM] Gail Schuler: Well, it looks like our prayers have been answered.
[8:50:14 PM] Gail Schuler: He’s getting on us about the Gail Commandments.
[8:52:57 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You could both use some work on the food and bills bit…made me sad about what happened with your car, Gail.
[8:53:14 PM] JESUS CHRIST: But I’m here to congratulate you Gail.
[8:53:20 PM] Gail Schuler: But my car wouldn’t start Jesus. And when I drove it, it felt lumpy.
[8:53:57 PM] Gail Schuler: Like it was way off alignment.
[8:54:06 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Oh ye of little faith!
[8:54:15 PM] Gail Schuler: What do you mean?
[8:55:00 PM] JESUS CHRIST: If you had waited, Gail, and trusted in me, I could have given you a brand new car.
[8:55:34 PM] JESUS CHRIST: That will have to come at a later time.
[8:55:46 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, I see. But what about the starting issues? You just wanted me to keep turning the key and let the car start eventually and just wait on you in the meanwhile?
[8:55:54 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes.
[8:56:11 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, I see. Just put up with the inconvenience and trust you about the minor problems.
[8:56:29 PM] Gail Schuler: But the car felt lumpy when I drove. Or was that Jesuit brain control?
[8:56:36 PM] Gail Schuler: You know like a tire wasn’t right or something.
[8:56:55 PM] JESUS CHRIST: That was Jesuit brain control for sure.
[8:57:17 PM] Gail Schuler: My, that Loree has some GOOD BRAIN CONROL. But thanks for the info. I’ll keep this in mind.
[8:58:02 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The food and bills commandment is your main weakness, Gail. You will just have to build strength. Rebuilding your savings will be a big step.
[8:58:17 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Satan loves to tempt you on this.
[8:58:41 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, you mean only spending money on food and bills?
[8:58:55 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes.
[8:59:12 PM] Gail Schuler: Hmm. Where else have I failed in obeying this command?
[8:59:47 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You will have to remain vigilant.
[9:00:01 PM] Gail Schuler: I guess the car was the big one.
[9:00:17 PM] JESUS CHRIST: That was, as they say, a real doozy.
[9:00:25 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay.
[9:01:07 PM] Gail Schuler: I will try to be better.
[9:01:18 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Thank you Gail. I have faith in you.
[9:01:28 PM] JESUS CHRIST: So Gail, onto another matter…a fun one.
[9:01:30 PM] Gail Schuler: I am honored by your faith in me.
[9:02:10 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Hugh Hefner and I have been having a blast in heaven! He’s a real treat.
[9:02:19 PM] Gail Schuler: I knew he went to heaven.
[9:02:39 PM] Gail Schuler: Zack kind of let me in on it.
[9:02:41 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He was thrilled to know that word got around on earth about his wish.
[9:03:08 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He was so happy, his dead body on earth did somersaults in its grave.
[9:03:17 PM] Gail Schuler: Hey Jesus, how did Hugh Hefner die? Did Loree murder him?
[9:03:56 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Well, this was a complicated one.
[9:04:56 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Hugh had a fetish for being smothered in black pussy. Which, hey, is cool by me. He wanted to lay back and have a fat black woman sit on his face and autoerotically asphyxiate him with her vagina. Also pee a little bit.
[9:05:31 PM] JESUS CHRIST: So, he arranged to have a black mistress come into his room to do just that. However, the mistress was a Loree McBride hire.
[9:06:05 PM] JESUS CHRIST: She intended to kill him by smothering him to death with her vagina, and ignoring his safe word.
[9:06:58 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The crazy part is, while this was happening, Hugh became so aroused he began to ejaculate, but he had a semen clot in his penis.
[9:07:44 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The semen clot caused his testicles to explode, and he died simultaneously from blood loss and oxygen deprivation.
[9:07:52 PM] JESUS CHRIST: We laugh about it now.
[9:08:03 PM] Gail Schuler: What caused the semen clot?
[9:08:31 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He said he couldn’t think of a better way to go. He’s a very lighthearted character. Going to heaven helps though.
[9:08:46 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The semen clot was from old age.
[9:08:52 PM] Gail Schuler: So he would have died even without the semen clot cuz of the suffocation?
[9:09:09 PM] JESUS CHRIST: So technically, it was both a natural cause and murder.
[9:09:14 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yeah.
[9:09:24 PM] JESUS CHRIST: But both happened at the exact same time.
[9:09:36 PM] Gail Schuler: I see. Why did you let Hugh into heaven? I know it’s considered rude to ask. But I’m curious.
[9:09:59 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He was kind and had a vast heart.
[9:10:18 PM] JESUS CHRIST: In fact, that was why he was so enamored with you, Gail.
[9:10:21 PM] Gail Schuler: He does seem that way. I also think you liked it that he supported and loved me.
[9:10:54 PM] Gail Schuler: Cuz people that support and love me are usually vast and kind.
[9:11:04 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He wanted you to be Playmate of the Century because of your timeless beauty, inside and out. Your heart makes you the most beautiful model in the world, he says, and I couldn’t agree more!
[9:11:16 PM] Gail Schuler: Wow. . .
[9:11:39 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He said, of all the models that ever posed for Playboy, the hottest one of all would hands down be Gail.
[9:12:11 PM] Gail Schuler: Imagine that! I just turned sixty and definitely don’t look like your typical Playboy model.
[9:13:29 PM] Gail Schuler: But, you know, I think my Brent is handsome and he doesn’t look like he did in his twenties.
[9:13:35 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He said that if he could ever get you to pose for Playboy, it would be like his magnum opus. The ultimate beautiful woman on his magazine cover. The model of all models.
[9:13:52 PM] Gail Schuler: So how do you suggest I pose for Playboy, Jesus?
[9:14:28 PM] Gail Schuler: I sure don’t want to be a stumbling block to any believers out there!
[9:14:51 PM] Gail Schuler: I don’t want to send the wrong message, like I endorse lust.
[9:15:00 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I’ll let Brent explain. This isn’t my command of you, Gail…I just approve of the idea! As you know, I’m no prude, and I love seeing the beauty of my temples.
[9:15:40 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay, Brent is so much like you, he often thinks just like you.
[9:16:13 PM] Brent Spiner: Well…the men and I had an idea to do a new photo shoot, so that the picture or pictures we use resembles a classic Playboy model pose, but with Gail details.
[9:16:29 PM] Gail Schuler: This is Brent speaking?
[9:17:03 PM] Brent Spiner: Yeah, it’s me, using non-quotes now. We were going to ask if you would be willing to study old Playboy model poses and try some out.
[9:17:16 PM] Gail Schuler: You mean with NO CLOTHES ON?
[9:17:48 PM] Brent Spiner: That is tradition, after all!
[9:18:10 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, boy. I am feeling rather shy. . . You know I don’t think I look that hot.
[9:18:36 PM] Gail Schuler: Send me some of the poses.
[9:18:39 PM] Brent Spiner: You’re far too humble.
[9:19:09 PM] Brent Spiner: Hmm, let me try to find some. Are you okay with this Jesus? Looking at nude models I mean.
[9:19:24 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Brent, if I didn’t love naked girls, I wouldn’t have made them born that way.
[9:19:34 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, Jesus is a KICK!
[9:19:54 PM] JESUS CHRIST: There’s nothing sinful about the human body. Only how you use it.
[9:20:36 PM] Gail Schuler: Hey Jesus, now that we’re onto the subject of physical beauty. I hear you have six pack abs. I was just curious . . .they always portray you as hairless, which I think is pretty hot. Do you have a hairy chest?
[9:21:04 PM] Gail Schuler: Nobody ever shows you dying on the cross with hair on your chest. Just curious. Maybe it’s a dumb question.
[9:21:19 PM] Gail Schuler: Not that I mind a hairy chest. I know my Brent is hairy.
[9:21:32 PM] Gail Schuler: It’s just that I like to draw you.
[9:22:11 PM] Gail Schuler: I KNOW you don’t want women lusting after you.
[9:22:18 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yeah, I liked a smooth chest, so I shaved it when I was a human on earth. It makes having six pack abs stand out more.
[9:22:43 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, you SHAVED IT. Is that what most guys do who have a smooth chest?
[9:22:49 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Of course not. I just took very good care of my own body when I had one.
[9:22:56 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, I see. . .
[9:22:56 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yeah, or waxed it.
[9:23:15 PM] Gail Schuler: They could wax chests back then?
[9:23:37 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yup. Chest waxing technology is surprisingly old school.
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